March 2012
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Part of being a man, is knowing when to admit...
and not be ashamed. You make the mistake, and you move on.
Tonight, we glued together 38 cabinet doors. Everything went perfectly. Doors look amazing. This is not the mistake. This is a success.
Wood glue looks a lot like Elmer’s glue, but a little yellow. It was calling to me all night. Reaching out. Tempting me.
“Put me on your finger and peel me off.” it kept...
February 2012
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Pro Bowling
Sister and brother-in-law are at the PBA US Open and we are watching because you can see them in the background. Pete Weber (apparently the innovator of modern day competitive bowling) just won decisively with a few closing marks and then pointed at his opponent and then gestured for him to “suck it”, pro wrestling style.
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Wine →
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Morning walk part 2
I’m sitting on a stump by the shoe trying to figure out if I should do anything, and Gatsby comes up and pees half on the stump and half on me. WTF?
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Dog →
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I Hate This →
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Toe Play →
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vote for thredheads →
so they can win.
photos →
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Things we did this weekend, in no particular order
cut wood
pulled base boards
ate cheetos
jackhammered
sledgehammered
picked up puke
unloaded 3500 lbs of crap at the dump
ate cheez-its
got rid of appliances
trimmed cabinets
picked up poop
ate cheetos
replaced baseboards
ate chex-mix
added crown molding
mixed concrete
poured concrete
ate cheetos
saw-zawed
ducted
picked up poop
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what?
me: ewwww. something just fell out of [coworker's] ear. and i heard it hit the desk. and now he's looking for it
Jenni: what the heck? does he have hearing aids? take a picture when you find it
January 2012
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new photos of constructions →
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anybody need some appliances? →
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Garlic & Onions: A Kitchen Renovation →
garlicandonions:
We moved to suburbia. We took on crazy projects. Like a backyard renovation. And then a front yard renovation. And now… a kitchen. Which has turned into a family room renovation. And a hallway. And a laundry room. And a storage room. And adding a bathroom… Wait… didn’t this start with a kitchen?!…
a husband has needs?
garlicandonions:
he’s been showing me pictures of pickup trucks. old pickup trucks. with rusted ford and chevy logos. and this evening he started up on the el camino again. ”hey,” he argues, “if you don’t think a truck is practical, you have no argument against the el camino - the car truck.” help?
Help me out people. El Camino has literally no drawbacks. Please help me build this case.
this rules. thanks, mat!
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Elllioooootttt.... →
love this story. hate E.T.
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Pics from D(emolition)-Day at Casa Kief →
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Ew
Smells like fish in the metro. Nasty.
Anonymous asked: I think it's unfair that I can't behead children in Skyrim. Thoughts?
Florida was fun →
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