Just dug up the binkie graveyard. Kill count: 7. #dadlife #rayisaserialbinkiekiller
New suit: $150
Awesome new girlfriend: $1mm
Getting trolled by your grandpa: priceless
"Is that generic grape nuts?" I say some early Saturday in the grocery store. Those used to be huge when I was a kid. How nostalgic, I’m gonna buy it.
FAST FORWARD Holy crap this is like eating sand and rocks! I’m pretty sure this is animal feed that has been mislabeled.
FAST FORWARD TWO WEEKS NOW This box of cereal is kicking my ass, no matter how many times I man up and prepare for another bowl of enhanced dental interrogation techniques. THIS BOX WILL NOT EMPTY. My teeth are now nubs and I can only conclude that Kim is secretly refilling the box while I’m at work. How was this popular???