Wife got midnight munchies. #pregnancy
Rusty the Rooster.
does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?!
Tom - Did someone steal this from your house??? How many of them are there?
Luckily the alarm system has thwarted would-be burgers and the rusty chicken is safe behind a velvet museum rope in the museum, aka man cave. Thank you for your concern.
Source: crabandmonkey